just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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