just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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