this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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