Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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