I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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