On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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