There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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