Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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