He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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