North Korea, Best Korea!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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