that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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