You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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