Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
