Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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