Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
