oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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