North Korea, Best Korea!
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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