is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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