Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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