i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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