butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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