He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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