i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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