Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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