Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
