their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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