spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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