I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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