So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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