There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Sorry about my life...
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