i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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