at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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