I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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