I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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