wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
MIDGETS
????
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
