Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
