in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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