Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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