i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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