There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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