shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
