Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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