Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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