Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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