You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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