But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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