So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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