Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
