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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I drink to make the karaoke go away.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis

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