no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
