so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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