do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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