Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
In other news, I just burned my penis
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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