He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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