But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i came on her dog
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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